A cult for your busy lifestyle.
Cultish Co. is a lifestyle and amusement publication for people with unsettling lifestyles and troubling amusements.
Maintained by a charismatic leader, undermined by doubt and poor diet. Established to form a community of followers who, like myself, enjoy watching television through the open windows of strangers.
Blindly follow where no woman or man or malevolent sentience has gone before.
I enjoy salty oatmeal, clever packaging, and bees. I also believe in knocking before entering, the importance of impressing taxi drivers, unreliable narrators and the serial comma.
I was once very good at limbo and am still very good at self-deception.
Tell your friends I’m cool, especially if you’re friends with Jessica Ames from fifth grade. I still crave your approval, Jessica.